Abraham “Honest Abe” Lincoln
AKA: 16th President of the United States of America and 1st to violate the U.S. Constitution with impunity.
Wanted for: Treason, crimes against humanity, war crimes, false imprisonment and conspiracy to all of the above.
This person is best known under the name of “Honest Abe” which is an alias cleverly employed by his egalitarian and socialist supporters. He is known to have suspended the United States Constitution when it suited his aims and to have suspended the Write of Habeas Corpus. It is estimated that over 40,000 Northern civilians were illegally imprisoned in Federal Military Prisons under his orders. Additionally, thousands of Southern civilians were subject to rape, murder, looting, destruction of private property, and loss of the most basic of human and civil right by his Federal representatives. He is known to lie eloquently and quote scripture to achieve his aims and to employ like minded radicals to ruthlessly execute their treasonous and selfish agenda.